My memory is rotting faster than the week old coffee sitting in my bedroom...and it's gotten to a point where I now have to write down the things I need to remember...everything from grocery lists to the bizarre thoughts that go through my mind from time to time...why do I bother recording bizarre thoughts?...I think in the future when I get committed to the asylum...people might be interested in reading the thoughts leading up to my insanity...

On a related note...since my memory has gone sour lately...I've started keeping track of my lies...that way I won't get confused when interrogated by people...that's the KEY to being a good liar...anyone can act...but you have to keep your lies straight...and consistent...I think every man should keep a BOOK OF LIES...just don't let this book get in the wrong hands...

So you're probably wondering if I've lied to YOU...well now would be the perfect time for people to interrogate me about the past...all the lies I've told prior to this year have probably been flushed out of memory...ask now or forever hold your peace...

Kimmie...if you're reading this...I have never lied to you!! =)